The first “official” DorsTours event following the end of season tour, saw Graham triumph at the Swingers club, then celebrate his victory with a shirtless German guy, Rev go home via Ilford and George pass out in the train toilet. The event also saw the return of Speedy, Pete and Ed. Starting the day with the consumption of meat at the Big Easy (and prosecco by Baker’s table), Philamena’s played host as we saw England finally win a test against South Africa and Ed being told off for grabbing the barmaids arse. Whilst RGP was distracted by a hen party, Graham stole in to win the golf followed by George and Ed. With a plan to have a quick stein in Bierschenke before getting the train home, we piled into a bar hotter than the sun unaware Germany were struggling to beat Sweden. A last minute German winner ensured carnage ensued with Graham becoming very friendly and getting naked with drunk Germans, Rev downing steins at a rate of knots, and everyone staggering out of the bar just in time to catch the last train home. With the exception of Rev, who decided to get on a tube and head to Ilford where a very understanding girlfriend drove to pick him up. The final act of the night was George on the side of the road throwing up as the taxi drove off leaving him to it. All pictures are on the DorsTours Instagram page.

Attendees: Dors, Baker, Ed, George, Graham, Pete, RGP, Rev, Speedy